To get back the internet connection I had, I need:
1. Bank account book
2. Alien card
4. My key so the guy can just go on in by himself while I work.
5. Hence, a clean apartment.
6. Possibly a first born child as payment.
7. More likely about $50.
Damn my coworker! Bitch "accidentally" cancelled my internet while she was arranging to move out. Fuuuuuuuuck.