Dear...

1. To KPS: If you are going to make me work for free on a Saturday, don't waste my time. See that something intelligent gets said.
2. To the girl behind Sean and I: The good kids sit at the front for a reason. Go sit up front if you don't want to listen to people taking the piss and snickering.
3. To the moron who scheduled me to attend basically the same seminar twice: Thanks for the nap time.
4. To the presenter I fell asleep on: I apologise if you noticed. You've only been teaching for 7 months and I was rather bored, but that isn't your fault.
5. To the person in charge of the gifts: Umbrellas? Seriously?

At least the food was good...