Thursday, March 20, 2008

Curious Questions

1. Why is it that bruises on your boobs turn a different colour than bruises anywhere else? Mine are always an odd yellow colour, whereas I bruise in a lovely rainbow of purple/blue/black/brown in all other places.

2. What's the difference between a transformation and a transmutation?

3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? And just how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

4. Is the third season of Lost really that bad?

5. Why does Samarra think that putting ketchup on poutine is Canadian?

6. What does it mean when people use ~ as a punctuation mark in Korea? It usually comes before an exclamation mark~~!! You seem to be able to use as many of either as you want, in any combination.

7. Is this funny or offensive?

8. Will Samarra fly back to Korea to kick my ass for question 5?

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