Boob Armour

So, I went paintballing for the first time. It was nothing like I expected. First off, I thought I'd end up covered in paint. The kind of paint that might not wipe off. I was covered in a lot of mud by the end of it, but very little paint. I hadn't realised that the paintballs would be so small and so, well, bullet-like. Then, I rather expected it to hurt. And it did, especially as I got shot in the boobs three times without the bullets exploding. However, that first game is the only one I got shot in - I kept having to come out because I was out of paintballs. I hit two people for sure, which was also unexpected. I sucked at lazar tag and I had figured this would be like lazar tag, but painful and dirty.