b: heya whatcha doin?
me: nothing
me: you?
b: nuffin
me: i am gonna make me a salad, i think
b: i think i'm gonna sit on my ass some more
b: i think this why my ass so flat
me: hmmm
me: is my ass flat?
me: is a concerning thought
b: wot put in salad?
me: mozza and tomato
b: mmmmmmmmmmm good call
b: how healthy of u
b: are you sure you want salad?
b: julie and i going to don day.
me: what are you proposing?
b: DON DAY
b: DON DAY
me: donday?
b: MMMM
b: DONDAY
b: FUCK YEAH
me: is what?
b: DON DAY
b: IS GOOOOOOD
me: what is it?????
b: it's meat
b: meeeeeeat
me: hmmmm.
me: i could do meat
b: ok! let's do meat!
me: i could meet you for meat
b: okokokookokokk meeeeeeeeeeat donday
3 comments:
dayum. that was brutal. my eyes started watering from the laughing.
btw- that hand cream i got today?
yeah.
it's serum.
ew.
my hands are like. . . dipped in vapor rub. meeeeedicated.
dayum.
double dayum.
*dayum dayum*.
um.
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