Ahhh, jokey license plates.
Alberta: WHERE “STAMPEDE” MEANS “MORE BEER.”
British Columbia: WE CAN’T SEE RUSSIA EITHER.
Manitoba: OUR PRAIRIE DOGS AREN’T JUST COOL, THEY’RE FROZEN.
New Brunswick: WHY COULDN’T WE HAVE HAD GRETZKY?
Newfoundland: WHO ELSE HAS A TOWN NAMED DILDO?
Labrador: PAPER-TRAINED.
Nova Scotia: FIRST IN TOONIES.
Ontario: PLEASE DON’T MAKE A FUSS, EH?
Prince Edward Island: BUDS, SUDS, SPUDS.
Quebec: OÙ LA FRANCE ET L’APPALACHIE SE SERRENT LA MAIN. (WHERE FRANCE AND APPALACHIA SHAKE HANDS.)
Saskatchewan: LIKE KANSAS BUT WITH MORE SYLLABLES.
The American ones are here.
2 comments:
That is too funny! Although for the record i don't say "eh" and neither do any of my canuckian friends. (Don't listen to my husband who disagrees with me about the latter but not hte former.)
These are awesome :)
thanks for sharing! JP/deb
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