Monday, February 23, 2009

Well, Scotland Does Have Twatt

Ahhh, jokey license plates.

Alberta: WHERE “STAMPEDE” MEANS “MORE BEER.”
British Columbia: WE CAN’T SEE RUSSIA EITHER.
Manitoba: OUR PRAIRIE DOGS AREN’T JUST COOL, THEY’RE FROZEN.
New Brunswick: WHY COULDN’T WE HAVE HAD GRETZKY?
Newfoundland: WHO ELSE HAS A TOWN NAMED DILDO?
Labrador: PAPER-TRAINED.
Nova Scotia: FIRST IN TOONIES.
Ontario: PLEASE DON’T MAKE A FUSS, EH?
Prince Edward Island: BUDS, SUDS, SPUDS.
Quebec: OÙ LA FRANCE ET L’APPALACHIE SE SERRENT LA MAIN. (WHERE FRANCE AND APPALACHIA SHAKE HANDS.)
Saskatchewan: LIKE KANSAS BUT WITH MORE SYLLABLES.

The American ones are here.

2 comments:

Cairo Typ0 said...

That is too funny! Although for the record i don't say "eh" and neither do any of my canuckian friends. (Don't listen to my husband who disagrees with me about the latter but not hte former.)

JP/deb said...

These are awesome :)

thanks for sharing! JP/deb