... that I'm so fond of dot-dot-dot?
But seriously, why is it that my pepper shaker, when I add pepper to something that I will be mixing, managed to slowly and evenly dispense my pepper, but when I add pepper to a toasted tomato sandwich, disgorges half of the contents onto one tiny bit of sandwich?
In spite of years of an unshakeable atheism, I do believe there is a pepper god. And somehow, some way, I have seriously pissed him off.
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