9 to 9

Ok yo....

I wake up late every morning
Mr Joo calling im still yawning
Get up wake up hair and makeups
Waiting for you don't be sawing
This teaching job is important
I don't think I can put my all in
Hold on I was drunk last night
Now its all kicking in and I don't feel right
Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type
Now my phones on silent im being polite
Now private callers get no love from me
Just let me be...

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back im working da 9 to 9
It's in my contract sometimes 9 instead of 1:30
I ain't no early birdy im lazy dats all I can say
So make sure you heard me
And deres no turning back im working a 9 to 9

So you gotta...do...sum...ite... for...kangaroos
Kanga who sorry who im altered for snooze
Oh! Kangaroos those ones ain't my class
My head's messed from Cass
Whoops Im being rude
Wheres my red bull and my sandwich I need food
I cant handle this
Im getting pissd like pampers, working in a school
"Looby loo"
Nah Id actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep
Lets not wake her up actually looks quite sweet

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back im working da 9 to 9
It's in my contract sometimes 9 instead of 1:30
Im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat I can say
So make sure you heard me
I aint no early birdy
don't wanna wake up till 12:30

Couldn't be bothered to plan much ere
Sooooooooo oh dear
Huh where am I man...
This... this aint good... whats going on?!

So puzzlemaker won't change my words
Im a vocabulary chik called dipstick
This aint on my wishlist
Oh shit Im in class reading the wrong story
Next class is really gory
Next a class with lazy Tweenies
It's like presenting C-beebies
Have u seen me?
Never again, am I drinking lambrini
"Its alright Teach it's a dream... jus wake up!"

Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back im working da 9 to 9
It's in my contract sometimes 9 instead of 1:30
Im no early birdy im lazy I'll say it again
To make sure ya heard me
I aint no early birdy
Don't wanna wake up till 12:30

The Lady Sovereign version is of course much better than my rip off. If you don't listen to her, start now.