Tuesday, February 02, 2010

38th Parallel Hash - Come Join Us!

Time: February 15, 2010 from 12pm to 5pm
State/Province: Gyeonggi
Posted By: Shriveled In London

Event Description:
For those who have a death wish the 38th Parallel HHH will be having its annual Runar New Year Hash all the way up in Uijeongbu. I tried to negotiate with the North Koreans to allow us to hash on the other side of the DMZ, but apparently Kim Jong Douche Bag is still fuming over 'Team America'. I even pointed out that Matt Damon had a more embarrassing part in the movie, but the Weird Leader's feerings are still hurt.

So anyway... we will have to settle for good old Uijeongbu, while not as exciting as a trip north of the border, should still be a lot of fun.

Shriveled In London has offered his apartment for the down down so all the male hashers can really 'swing low' when it cums time to put our pots on the floor. So no one can use the weather as an excuse not to cum.

There will be a trail for everyone. There will be a preset walkers' trail. There will be an 'A-D' split on the runners' trail. The trails' promise to be short(in a long way), shiggy free(in a very shiggy way) and flat (in an extremely hilly way). So once again, no excuse not to cum.

Hash cash will be a mere 5,000 won which includes all the beer you can drink. There will be food as well.

There are several ways to get here:

1. Subway (probably best option)

Blue Line, Line Number 1 to Nogyang Station, EXIT 1.

Note: Not all trains on line number one make it up to Nogyang if you are coming from Seoul. Make sure you get on a train that goes to either Yangju, Dongducheon or Soyosan. DO NOT get on a train that stops at Seongbuk, Chang-Dong or Uijeongbu. If you take one of these trains you will have to change platforms to get on the proper train.

If you are taking the subway from Osan area...No train on line number 1 goes all the way to Nogyang Station. You will have to transfer trains once you get passed Sindorim. Then follow the same directions mentioned above.

For those hashers who want to make the trip up together there will be an arranged meeting time at the KFC in front Itaewon Station at 10AM.

Take line number 6 to Dongmyo Station. Transfer to Line Number 1 going towards Soyosan. Then follow same directions mentioned above. The trip from Itaewon Station takes about 1hour 15minutes.

Then follow the chalk to SIL's apartment. It is about a 10-15 minute walk sober. It is about a one hour walk drunk, but so much more fun.

2. Take a Bus to Uijeongbu Bus Terminal
I am not sure how long it takes to get here from Osan, but it might take a while because of holiday traffic.

Then take a taxi to Nogyang Staion (Nogyang Yeok, 녹 양 역). Go to exit one and follow the chalk to SIL's apartment. The taxi ride should take no more than 10 - 15 minutes and cost 4,000 - 6,000 won.

Spread the word to everyone. Invite anyone and everyone.

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