Lunch Walks Among Us
I have a new hero. And a new thing I'd like to be when I grow up.
Attack of the 50-foot Cupid
Roses are red,Reading Franny K. Stein makes me want to watch old episodes of Pinky and the Brain.
I play the kazoo,
Big Foot is hairy,
But much less than you.
Pimples are pinkish,And thanks to one of the Chapter titles, I have this stuck in my head: Love is a Battlefield.
A clog is a shoe,
Turkeys are dumb,
And so are you.
Zombies are gray,*It did, actually. Almost normal size now.
My toenails regrew*,
Oatmeal is lumpy,
Your family is too.
The Invisible Fran
"Butts are an imprecise science; errors occur."
Another brilliant mad science novel. I too want to own an electron microscope, a nuclear-powered brain amplifier, and a giant, flesh-eating koala.
The Fran that Time Forgot
And I thought two long middle names were bad.