Answers for the Geek Readership

First Lines
1. Kafka, The Trial
2. Milton, Paradise Lost
3. Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
4. Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
5. Pynchon, Gravitys Rainbow
6. Danielewski, House of Leaves
7. Dante Aligheri, The Divine Comedy
8. Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
9. Gibson, Neuromancer
10. Dostoevsky, Note From The Underground

Current Events

1. Propofol (Diprivan)
2. Felipe Massa
3. Nicolas Sarkozy, she was riding on the back of a police scooter
4. Herbivorous Boys
5. George Mitchell & Saab Ereka
6. She had taken it on holiday and it was stolen
7. Birthers
8. $1 +1% of sales.
9. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
10. They’ve asked their daughters to plow the fields naked

Quotes of the Recently Dead

1. Walter Cronkite
2. Robert McNamara
3. Karl Malden
4. David Carridine
5. Roh Moo Hyun
6. Jade Goody
7. Ricardo Montalban
8. Harold Pinter
9. Paul Newman
10. Alexander Solzhenitsyn