I find this site pretty hilarious. If you want intelligent analysis of it, go go here.
If I had my way, The Alchemist would be on the dumb side. It's not sadly, but I'll never get over the Trauma of all those Needlessly capitalized words. As far as I am concerned, if you can't make a point using the words, capitalization shouldn't be your go to. I also hated The Five People You'll Meet in Heaven and Dan Brown with a passion that seemingly intelligent people don't share - though as a Canadian, I have to be honest and say that I have no idea what those numbers at the top might mean.