Not as Good An Insult as "Your Face is Under Attack!"*

But your mom buys your bling is a pretty damn fine one.

So you wanna be a gangster?
Tell me just one thing
What you know about being a hard-man?
Your mum buys your bling
Your pockets getting bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to
Cause you haven't got it
So you might as well quit.

~Dizzee Rascal

*One of Sheila's students said this to her. Apparently it is a riff off of some sort of video game.