Why do people say "pardon my French" to excuse swearing? I'm too lazy and tired to google it and I'm sure someone who reads here must know.
Also, in unrelated news, the 30,000 steak at Outback with the mushroom topping is not worth 8,000 more than the one I usually get. Also, how was I ever a vegetarian for so long? I love steak! Love! Steak!