Hash Songs - For Him

For Him
It’s A Small DIck
Well it isn't long and it isn't thick, 
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gers lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
 It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!

Who Needs Sex?
Who needs sex? Who needs sex?
It’s no fun. It’s no fun.
He grunts and he gasps like he’s on a long run,
HE’s in for a minute then squirts on your bum,
HE falls asleep as soon as he’s done,
So who needs sex? Who needs sex?