Hash Songs - For Either

For Either

Meet the Hashers
Hashers, meet the hashers
They're the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of Phuket
They're the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch them, as they down a lot of beer
Down-down, down-down down-down.

S/He's the Meanest
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

Why Was S/He Born So Beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful,
Why was he born at all.
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
He might be a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me!
Drink it down, down, down, down…

S/He Ought
He ought to be thoroughly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot,
He ought to be tied to a dunny
And left there to fester and rot.
Drink it down, down, down, down…

True Blue
Here's to ...., s/he's true blue,
He's a Hasher, through and through,
He's a Pisspot, so they say,
Tried to get to heaven but went the other way!
Drink it down down down down…
Heres to Brother/Sister Hasher(s)
Here's to brother hasher, Bother hasher, brother hasher
Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

Soldier Song
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
Drink it down, down, down, down...

Three Big Beers
Three big beers, Three big beers
See how they foam, see how they foam
You ran through shiggy all around trail
Then some hasher told evil tales
So now you must drink down your ale
It’s three big beers, three big beers
Down down down, down down down….

All Beers Bright and Beautiful
All beers bright and beautiful
All down-downs great and small
All ales pale with hops a-full
You’re going to drink them all
Each little bottle opened
Each bitter tasty zing
You will guzzle down the lot
And then we shan’t have to sing
Down-down-down-down-down-down-down….

Fuck a Duck
Fuck a duck, a female duck,
Screw a baby kangaroo.
Finger-bang an orangutan,
Let an elephant do you.
Fell the penis of an eel,
Whack the asshole of a yak.
Masturbate with a gnu,
And that will bring you back to,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Mrs. Murphy
Take it by the hand Mrs Murphy,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound,
Its got hair around it’s neck like a turkey,
And it comes when you stroke it up and down,
Down, down, down...


U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi,
You’re ugly, you’re ugly,
Your father says you’re ugly!
D-A-D-D-Y, you don’t even know that guy,
Your daddy, your daddy,
Your daddy says you’re ugly!
U-N-C-L-E, he might be your real daddy,
Your uncle, your uncle,
Your uncle says you’re ugly!